If My Nose Was Running Money

C
F
C
You say that I don’t love you you say my love is untrue
D7
G7
Well darlin’ if I was a rich man I’d prove my love to you
C
F
C
I’d buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two
G7
C
If my nose was running money honey I’d blow it all on you
F
C
If my nose was running money I’d blow it all on you
D7
G7
I’d buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too
C
F
C
I’d build you that mansion up on the mountaintop
G7
C
If my nose was running money but honey it’s snot
F
C
If my nose was running money let me tell you what I’d do
D7
G7
And we’d get rid of that old gray mule
C
F
C
I’d carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes
G7
C
And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do
F
C
If my nose was running money we could have anything we please
D7
G7
The first time you wanted cash all I’d have to do is sneeze
C
F
C
Why we’d be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn’t be so lean
G7
C
If my nose was running money honey we’d be rollin’ in the green
F
C
It’s a booger of a problem that I got
G7
I wish my nose was running money but it’s snot
C
F
C
I’d buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too
G7
C
If my nose was running money I’d blow it all on you
G7
C
If my nose was running money honey I’d blow it all on you