C
G7
Well friends you know once I was took in
C
By a girl with a twinkly eye
F
But the first time that I wasn’t looking
G7
C
She run off with a handsomer guy oh my
G7
But I’m an inventing type feller
C
So as soon as my brain got uncurled
F
I tiptoed right down to my cellar
G7
C
And built a mechanical girl
G7
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel
C
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
F
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil
G7
C
She’s my ever loving machine
G7
She’s always right there when I need her
C
And she’s very easy to please
F
And hardly costs nothing to feed her
G7
C
Just some water and oil and grease
G7
She never complains when I stay out all night
C
She never complains that I ain’t rich
F
And each time I want her just to cuddle me up tight
G7
C
I just reach out and turn on ‘er switch
G7
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel
C
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
F
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil
G7
C
She’s my ever loving machine
G7
She has no trouble making her mind up
C
Cause friends I did not give her a mind
F
And her heart is a clock that I wind up
G7
C
So I know that she’ll love me in time
G7
She always did what she was supposed to
C
Right up to this evening but then
F
She had an affair with a toaster
G7
C
And they ran off and left me again
G7
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel
C
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
F
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil
G7
C
She’s my ever loving machine