D
F~m
You don’t always have to fuck her hard, In
Em
A
Fact sometimes that’s not right … to do.
D
F~m
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em
A
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Bm
G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm
G
Sometimes you got to say please
D~F~
A
Sometimes you got to say:
D
F~m
I’m gonna fuck you …. softly
Em
A
I’m gonna screw you gently
D
F~m
I’m gonna hump you…. sweetly
Em
A
I’m gonna ball you … discretely
Bm
G
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D~F~
A
And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
Bm
G
I think I got something in my teeth
Em
could you get it out for me?
A
That’s fuckin’ Teamwork!
D
F~m
What’s your favorite posish?
Em
A
That’s cool with me it’s not my favorite
D
but I’ll do it for you
F~m
What’s your favorite dish?
Em
A
I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar!
Bm
G
And then I’m gonna love you completely
D~F~
A
And then I’ll fuckin’ fuck you discretely
Bm
G
And then I’ll fuckin bone you completely
D~F~
But then…
Em
A
C
G
D
I’m gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaard
Bb7
C
D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!
Em
D
A
G
F~m
Bm
Bb7
C
D~F~
