C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Set fire to your hair
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Eat medicines that’s out of date
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Use your private parts as piranha bait
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumb ways to die,
F
D7~F~
G
F
So many dumb ways to die.
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumb ways to di-hi-hie,
F
G
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
So many dumb ways to die
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Get your toast out with a fork
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Do your own electrical work
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Teach yourself how to fly
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumb ways to die,
F
D7~F~
G
F
So many dumb ways to die.
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumb ways to di-hi-hie,
F
G
C
Fadd9
So many dumb ways to die
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Invite a psycho-killer inside
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Take your helmet off in outer space
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumb ways to die,
F
D7~F~
G
F
So many dumb ways to die.
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumb ways to di-hi-hie,
F
G
C
Fadd9
So many dumb ways to die.
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
Eat a tube of superglue
C
Fadd9
C
Fadd9
“I wonder, what’s this red button do?”
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumb ways to die,
F
D7~F~
G
F
So many dumb ways to die.
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumb ways to di-hi-hie,
F
G
C
So many dumb ways to die.
F~A
G~B
C
Em
F
G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F~A
G~B
C
Em
F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G
Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em
F
Drive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing
G
Am
Em
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F
G
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumbest ways to die
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumbest ways to die
C
G~B
Am
Em
Dumbest ways to di-hi-hie,
F
So many dumb
G
C
So many dumb ways to die
G~B
Em
F
D7~F~
F~A
Am
Fadd9
C
G
