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G~m
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B
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G~m
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B
Who is h e, Mr. Rand Mcnally?
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G~m
A
B
E
G~m
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B
I had I dream that mystery was me. Now who else could I be?
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G~m
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B
E
I dreamed I went to England and met the spice girls there for tea
G~m
A
B
They lost one more they’re down from four to my favorite number
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three
G~m
A
B
But they’re still quite spicy as the orange flavor
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G~m
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B
And oh so nice to do me the favor and lick my icing under the
C~m
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C~m
But I gotta leave town mr. Nally, just as scary spice was about
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to go down on me
C~m
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And don’t ask how mr. Nally and give up the towel mr. Nally and
C~m
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run’
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G~m
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B
I dreamed I went to Singapore got bored and robbed a liquor
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store
G~m
A
B
What for? Nobody knows I only took a couple of Marlboros
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G~m
A
B
Oh but that was all they needed and the criminal was soon
E
defeated
G~m
A
B
C~m
And now in jail I’m waiting for my punishment of caining
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C~m
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So I gotta think fast mr nally watch your ass, wake up and laugh
C~m
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and run
C~m
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Better Mr run, mr rand, mr mac, mr nally
C~m
F~
C~m
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Mr run, mr man, you got the knack for the rally’ And run’
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G~m
A
B
I had a chance to visit the north pole but it was way too cold
E
to smoke
G~m
A
B
Oh my nose was freezing I should could use some coughing and
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G~m
A
B
E
So I tried it anyway and the place went up in flames
G~m
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B
C~m
How was I suppose to know you could catch fire to the snow
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C~m
Oh lord way to go mr nally, way to go, now you’re melting the
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C~m
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poles mr nally so run.
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G~m
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B
I jumped ship in NYC and headed south to Washington DC
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G~m
A
B
Didn’t think I’d go there but played some shows there fancy
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lucky me
G~m
A
B
E
But it is really slow there with our new president on TV
G~m
A
B
Too many politicians and liberal Christians they’re all set out
C~m
for me
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C~m
Singing cast your vote mr nally, castrate your vote, no you
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C~m
F~
don’t, just run’
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G~m
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B
I thumbed a ride across the prairie, I got hitched in Vegas,
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yep, I got married
G~m
A
B
To a lady who loved me she thought it’s be funny to gamble all
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G~m
A
B
And I got stranded without my clothes, a little bit of fear and
E
G~m
loathing heart attack
A
B
C~m
I got chased by the rat pack once in a flashback. Singing viva
F~
Las Vegas’
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G~m
A
B
E
I settled down in san diego and smoked a joint with java joe
G~m
A
B
And with a grin he took me in spilling coffee on his chin
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G~m
A
B
And I played my show there and I met my bro’s there
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G~m
A
B
And with my throw pillow they kindly let me make my bed there
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G~m
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B
There’s one more thing before I go there’s never been any place
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G~m
A
B
like this home, and once in a lifetime maybe I’ll be foolish not to stay
G~m
A
E
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C~m
B
