The Hardest Karaoke Song in the World

This is the a-ö of Iceland,

so try to sing along.

This is the a-ö of Iceland,

what could possibly go wrong?

I start my day with coffee or kaffi is what we say

I pour a little mjólk in and feed my horse some hey ( hey )

I look out the window to see if there is sól.

I eat my morgunmatur and sit down in my stól.

This eyja is kind of awesome no matter what you see,

There’s hverir, list, and jöklar And vinir you can meet. Skál!

So pack your töskur Iceland has it all.

austur to vestur Just don’t look for elves.

This is the a-ö of Iceland,

so try to sing along.

This is the a-ö of Iceland,

what could possibly go wrong?

Our sundlaugar are cosy. Afklæðast all the way.

But don’t forget sundskýla, Before you go and play. ( OK )

You might see a torfbær Or hike in the þjóðgarð

And you must say hi to Villi Because that is my dad! Pabbi!

And you can rent a bílaleigubíll

Enjoy the drive on hringvegurinn

Be mindful of malarvegir

And don’t traðka on the moss –

It grows back so slow! Like seventy years!

This is the a-ö of Iceland,

so try to sing along.

This is the a-ö of Iceland,

what could possibly go wrong?

Since the upphaf alda The sheep has been around.

Vinaleg and gracious, Every man’s best friend.

We cuddle them and klappa And then take all their ull.

We wear them like the kappar And they’ve always kept us… Full!

This is the a-ö of Iceland,

so try to sing along.

This is the a-ö of Iceland,

what could possibly go wrong?

This is the a-ö of Ísland

So reyndu að syngja með

This is the a-ö of Ísland

Now memorise this lag

You just sang the hardest karaoke song in the world,

you speak Icelandic. – You can even say Plokkfiskur

You’re almost an Icelander, almost,

seriously it’s a lot of paperwork.