Biff’s Question Song

When I’m flying in a plane, or I’m on the street

there’s a lot of friendly people that I like to meet.

They shake my hand but never ask me my name,

and they start asking questions that are always the same, hey…

Hey! What’s Michael J. Fox like? – He’s nice.

What’s Michael J. Fox like? – Nice guy.

What’s Michael J. Fox like? – he’s an alien.

Stop asking me the question!

I went to the bar mitzvah of my nephew Josh

Now I’m not Jewish but I like to nosh

Put on my yarmulke, started to pray

When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say

Hey! Was that real manure? – No, it wasn’t.

Was that real manure? – No.

Was that real manure? – It’s a movie!

Stop asking me the question!

Can we take your picture?

Come on, look mean!

Would you call my friend a butthead

On his answering machine?

Hey! Questions, questions, just fill my head

I went to my doctor, my doctor said

Hey! What does a key grip do? – Set up lights.

What does the best boy do? – Help the key grip.

What does a producer do? – I don’t know!

Stop asking me the question!

Do you all hang out together? – No, we don’t.

How’s Crispin Glover? – Never talked to him.

Back to the Future 4? – Not happening!

Stop asking me the question!

Hey! Who’s the nicest famous guy you know? – Adam Sandler.

Who is the biggest jerk? – Gary Busey.

How much money do you make? – More than you do,

so stop asking me the question!