G
G7
Em
C
G
Life isn’t quite what I thought I’d be
B
When I was a kid on VOIP
Em
I thought when I get older
C
Cm
I’d marry her, I told her
G
Now I’m 26 and I work in an office
B
9 til 5’s not the best, I’ll be honest
Em
C
If I could change a single thing
Cm
Csus2
I’d make it me and not him
C
Cm
G
But he’s in your bed, I’m in your Twitch Chat
C
Cm
G
I’ve got the key and he’s just a doormat
C
Cm
And even though he’s got social skills
G
G7
That doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills
C
Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
G
B
C
Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Am
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole
G
B
Em
C
Cm
G
B
Em
C
Cm
G
Yeah, I’ve met Jared, of course I’ve met Jared
B
The one that took you away from me
Em
You hit it off instantly
C
Cm
I know, cause you won’t stop telling me
G
I’ve seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B
Push against his fashion sense
Em
I’ve thought about what he looks like nude
C
Cm
(I’m not gay though)
G
G
B
Cause she’s living the dream
Em
Oh, she’s living the dream
C
Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G
B
She’s living the dream
Em
Oh, she’s living the dream
C
Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G
How on earth can I be saved?
Em
I just think that I deserve
C
Cm
A little bit of what I earned
G
I’m not gonna make another scene
B
the one I made when I was 23
Em
C
Cm
Csus2
Means I’m not allowed in Disney World
C
Cm
G
But he’s in your bed and I’m in your Twitch Chat
C
Cm
G
I’ve got the key and he’s just a doormat
C
Cm
‘Cause even though he’s got social skills
G
G7
That doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills
C
Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G
B
C
Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Am
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole
G
B
Em
C
Cm
G
B
I think about you everyday
Em
C
Cm
So how on earth can I be saved
G
B
I think about him a lot as well
Em
C
Cm
Maybe if he wasn’t fine as hell
G
Cause you’re beauty
B
And you’re grace
Em
C
Cm
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
G
B
I want you to notice me
Em
C
Cm
G
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
B
I want you to care
Em
C
Cm
I want to smell your hair
G
G
G7
Em
C
B
Cm
Csus2
Am
