Bobby Brown

Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown

They say I’m the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous school

I’m dressin’ sharp’n’ I’m acting cool

I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

Let her do all the work’n’ maybe later I’ll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream

I do not think I’m too extreme

An’ I’m a handsome sonofabitch

I’m gonna get a good job’n’ be real rich

(get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)

Women’s liberation

Came creepin’ all across the nation

I tell you people, I was not ready

When I fucked that dyke by the name of Freddie

She made a little speech then

Aw, she tried to make me say when

She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick

I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream

But now I smell like Vaseline

An’ I’m a miserable sonofabitch

Am I a boy or a lady …? I don’t know which

(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)

So I went out’n’ bought me a leisure suit

I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda’ cute

Got a job doin’ radio promo

An’ none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo

Eventually me’n’ a friend

Sorta drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour on the tower of power

Long as I gets little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream

With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake nights sayin’, „Thank you, Fred“

Oh God, Oh God, I’m so fantastic !

Thanks to Freddie, I’m a sexual spastic

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now; I’m goin’ down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now; I’m goin’ down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now; I’m goin’ down