Welcome To My Parents House

Gm
Hey there, baby
Eb
We made out on the dance floor
Gm
You pressed your body
G
Eb
Up against me all night long
Gm
I know what’s on your mind
F
Our souls are entwined
Eb
In a passionate embrace
Gm
The look in your eyes
Eb
Well I’ve got just the place
Cm
Dm
A place where we can be alone
Eb
D
Unless my mom and dad are home
Gm
Welcome to my parents’ house
Eb
My mom left down some snackies
G
Gm
I bet you’re feeling horny now
Cm
Eb
F
So why don’t we get nasty, nasty, nasty, yeah
Gm
F
Gm
Hush now, baby
Eb
You seem like a keeper
Gm
But your high heels are so loud
Eb
My dad is a light sleeper, ugh
Gm
I got my very own room
Eb
F
What’s your favorite juice?
Gm
We’ve got mango and apple
Bb
Eb
And guava and apple
F
So many fucking fruits
Cm
Dm
My mom buys pizza rolls for me
Eb
D
Can you believe this shit is free?
Gm
Welcome to my parents’ house
F
Eb
King must have his castle
G
Gm
That’s my grandma’s basset hound
Eb
He’s such a sassy rascal. Aren’t you? Marvin
Gm
F
Eb
Parents’ house
Gm
Eb
Parents’ house
Cm
Dm
Eb
Ab
D
Gm
We’re gonna bring the funk tonight
Gm
I’m getting the top bunk tonight
Gm
Drop and thump that junk tonight
Gm
Like a 360 dump tonight
Gm
Mom’s cake is chocolate chunk tonight
Gm
This party’s getting crunk tonight
Gm
We’re sparkin’ up that skunk tonight
B
‘Cause I go disco home tonight
Gm
Welcome to my parents’ house
Eb
Let’s use our inside voices (Shhh)
Gm
Sometimes my mom just hangs around
Eb
Bb
To make sure I make good choices
Gm
F
Welcome to my parents’ house
Eb
F
Parents’ house
Gm
Parents’ house
F
Eb
Gm
Dad, I’m supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight
F
Eb
Get out of here, I said I’m on a date!
F
Gm
You always do this when I have company over!
F
Eb
And you ate all the ham in the fridge and you said you wouldn’t!
F
Gm
Yes, it’s a girl!
F
Eb
Whatever!
F
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