C
D7
I just bought me a great long ticket I’m gonna use it at 4 p m
G7
C
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
D7
You talked your little romance but on the strict Q T
F
C
A7
D7
G7
C
C7
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O. D.
F
C
I won’t be round to hear you cry
D7
G7
I’m Texas bound and bye and bye
C
D7
You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery
F
C
A7
D7
G7
C
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O. D.
D7
There’s gonna come a day gal when you’ll be feeling blue
G7
C
You’ll find you can’t pay your bills with a little ole’ I.O.U.
D7
This dynamite your messing with may be T.N.T.
F
C
A7
D7
G7
C
C7
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O. D.
F
C
No need to fall down on your knees
D7
G7
Caus’ I know all my A.B.C.’s
C
D7
I ain’t no college professor ain’t got no P.H.D.
F
C
A7
D7
G7
C
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O. D.
C
C7
G7
D7
A7
F
