Texas hold’em

D
D
This ain’t Texas (Woo),
G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
D
Stick around, ’round, ’round, ’round, ’round (Stick around)
A
And I’ll be damned if I can’t slow dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It’s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
D
There’s a tornado (There’s a tornado)
G
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey)
D
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin’ time, yeah
Bm
D
Woo-oo-oo-oo,
G
one step to the right
D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm
Woo-oo-oo-oo,
G
run me to the left
D
Then spin me in the middle, boy,
D
This ain’t Texas (Woo),
G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
D
Stick around, ’round, ’round, ’round, ’round (Stick around)
A
And I’ll be damned if I can’t slow dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It’s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
A
And I’ll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
It’s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
D
Woo-hoo
G
G7
Woo-hoo
D
D
There’s a heatwave (There’s a heatwave)
G
All of the problems
D
Now we’re runnin’ to the first bar that we find, yeah
Bm
D
Woo-oo-oo-oo,
G
one step to the right
D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you
G
run to the left
D
Just work me in the middle boy,
D
This ain’t Texas (Woo),
G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
D
Stick around, ’round, ’round, ’round, ’round (Stick around)
A
And I’ll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It’s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
A
I’ll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
It’s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Bm
G
(ooh)
Bm
Em7
ooh (Hoops, spurs, boots)
Bm
G
Bm
Em7
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Bm
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
G
Bm
And I’ll be damned if I cannot dance with you-oo
Em7
Bm
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
Em7
D
(Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot)

A

G7

Bm

Em7

G

D