G
It was long ago
D
Seems like a dream
Em
The day I sucked the air
C
From a bottle of whipped cream
G
And I got real high
D
And things got real slow
Em
“and I started talking like this”
C
Whats going on? I don’t know
G
and then I sold my car
D
For a greatfull dead ticket
Em
And my dad yelled at me and he grounded me
C
G
And he said I was a dick It was the worst day of my life
D
And i’ll never forget it
Em
But the very next day
C
I was doing bong hits in the back of my friends chevvete
G
D
So don’t tell me we’re winning the war on drugs
Em
C
Cause drugs are like a big old can of Raid and you’re all little bugs
G
D
And don’t tell me to not get high
Em
Cause im as low as i can get without kissing your ass
C
and blowing you at the same time
G
D
Man don’t tell me about love and peace
Em
C
G
When one of the Jones’ has a hand gun pointing at me
D
Dont tell me to “Just say no”
Em
C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G
D
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll?
Em
C
G
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno
F
C
G
F
C
D
G
So they busted me!
D
I said I say, fuck them up for selling dope
Em
And i went to jail and I wasn’t forgiven
C
Like that little fucker who shot the pope and said
G
“I have the right to remain silent”
D
But they couldn’t explain
Em
How i didn’t exist and I wasnt violent
C
Cause all ive ever wanted is the right to remain
G
D
and then they questioned me, yeah they asked me WHY?
Em
And I said “I don’t think I should be shot for selling pot
C
this is my little way of saying…
G
High! And now my record ‘sall fucked up”
D
And im not ‘llowed to vote
Em
‘N two times a week they make me piss in a cup
C
But what i wanna do is piss down their throats
G
D
Man don’t tell me about love and peace
Em
C
G
When one of the Jones’ has a hand gun pointing at me
D
Dont tell me to “Just say no”
Em
C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G
D
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll?
Em
C
G
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno
F
C
G
F
C
D
D
“ok heres the sensitive part”
G
D
And they told me the time to change
Em
Cause our parents have Hendrix Janice and Jim,
C
but what about River Phoenix and Kurt Cobain?
G
And they told me
D
To praise the Lord
Em
But i’ve been waiting so long for him to call me back
C
I think im gonna go and prey at Betty Four
G
D
And they told me that life is fair – BULLSHIT!”
Em
But I can’t smoke a plant that was made by God,
C
but I can kill my wife if i’m a football player
G
D
‘N they told me, Yeah they told me to just ignore
Em
But i’d rather smoke crack outta Nancy Reagen’s skull,
C
while getting a blowjob from Tiffard Gold
G
D
Man don’t tell me about love and peace
Em
C
G
When one of the Jones’ has a hand gun pointing at me
D
Dont tell me to “Just say no”
Em
C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G
F
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll?
C
D
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno
G
F
C
G
Em
G
C
F
D
