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Asus4
Bm
E
A
My lady gives birth today
Bm
E
A
I run to her room right away
Bm
E
F#m
D
She smiles with glee, then hands her to me
D
E
I look at my newborn and say
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Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A
Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm
E
I’m feeling quite concerned,
F#m
D
my semen must have turned
D
E
A
Cause damn that’s an ugly baby
Bm
E
A
I can’t Believe this came from me
Bm
E
A
Think her mom did too much LSD
Bm
E
She’s skinny like a twig,
F#m
D
at least her nuts are big
D
E
But the placenta is cuter than she
A
Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A
Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm
E
I can’t take her home today
F#m
D
she’ll scare the dog away
D
E
A
Cause damn that’s and ugly baby
Bm
And when she smiles I find
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E
Shame McGallen comes to mind
Bm
It makes me want to cry
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E
When I look into her good eye
Bm
I always wanted kids
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E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
Bm
The doctor calles me in
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E
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
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Bm
E
Damn that’s a good lookin baby
Bm
E
A
One for two on the good lookin babys
Bm
E
I almost start to weep,
F#m
D
this one we can keep
D
E
Cause that was an ugly Ass..
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Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly baby
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Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A
Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly baby
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Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly baby
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Bm
E
She’s got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
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And thank God just one nose but it’s on her left thigh
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Bm
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Now doctor I’m asking you guy to guy
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Bm
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Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
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Bm
Oh no…not me….
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Bm
E
I dont want no ugly baby
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Bm
E
I said Damn thats an ugly baby
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Bm
E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
D
E
Asus4
Bm
F#m
A
