Bony Moronie

I got a girl named Bony Moronie.

Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on.

She’s not very fat, just skin and bone.

But I love her and she loves me.

We’re all happy now, we can be.

Making love underneath the apple tree.

Well, I told her mama and her papa too

I want to get married on a night in June,

And rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon.

‘Cause I love her and she loves me,

We’re all happy now, we can be.

Making love underneath the apple tree.

She’s my one and only, she’s my heart’s desire.

Everybody turns when my baby goes by.

She’s something to see, she really catches the eye.

That’s why I love her and she loves me,

We’re all happy now, we can be.

Making love underneath the apple tree.