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D
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A
E
A
For two long years my head hurt bad
D
So a doctor checked me an he shook his head
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He said I’m sorry to tell you
A
E
But your body’s outlived your brain
A
He said I know this doctor in New York, son
D
And he’ll fix you right up with a brand new one
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So the head doctor met me
A
E
When I stepped down off of the train
A
He said we had this bank robber killed last night
D
His body’s shot but his brain’s alright
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I’ll give you a transplant, boy
A
E
And you’ll be okay
A
I got my new brain in and I was feelin’ great
D
I went right back to Nashville with no headache
E7
But something strange happened
A
When I walked in the bank one day
D
I said stick ’em up everybody I’m robbin’ this place
A
Drop all of your money in my guitar case
D
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Don’t nobody move and don’t nobody reach for that door
A
A lady said, why you’re Johnny Cash
D
I said no ma’am, I’m the Manhattan Flash
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A
And I am the best bank robber in New York
A
Now the other night Roy Acuff called me
D
He said John I’d like for you to do the Opry
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A
E
So I went out on the stage, but I couldn’t sing
A
I got into a half a verse of ‘I Walk The Line’
D
And something snapped in this head of mine
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I yelled stick ’em up!
A
Give me your money, your watches and rings.
A#
A#
Well, I called New York and talked to that brain quack
D#
And said Doc I gotta have my old brain back
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A#
F
He said I’m sorry there, Mr. Cash, but I can’t do that
A#
He said I put your brain in a chicken last monday
D#
He’s singing your songs and makin’ lots of money
F7
A#
F
And I got him signed to a ten-year recording contract
A#
Now friends if you see me walkin’ down the street
D#
Remember what you see ain’t necessarily me
F7
A#
F
And if I try to hold you up, don’t pay me no mind
A#
But when you got ten bucks that you can blow
D#
You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken show
F7
He’s doin’ fairs and concert dates
A#
All up and down the line
D#
I said stick ’em up ever’body I’m robbin’ this place
A#
Drop all of your money in my guitar case
D#
F7
Don’t nobody move and don’t nobody reach for that door
A#
A lady said, why you’re Johnny Cash
D#
I said no ma’am, I’m the Manhattan Flash
F7
A#
And I am the best bank robber in New York
F
Well, I don’t pay any income tax…
F
You don’t pay tax on money you steal…
F
You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken show…
F
Chicken In Black! Hmmmmmmmm!
E
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D
A#
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A
F
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