Country As A City Girl Can Be

she’s got a penthouse view, but her eye’s on a double wide

a rooftop garden full of corn growing ten feet high

she bought a ragtop BMW and painted it John Deere green

she’s as country as a city girl can be

she’s got overall’s that are made by Calvin Klein

she loves caviar with some fried chicken on the side

she spends the whole day watching He-Haw on her sattellite TV

she’s as country as a city girl can be

she was raised uptown where the smog and the asphalt grow

she heard of the South but she never seen an old dirt road

then I turned her onto Haggard, Andy Griffith, and black eyed pea’s

she’s as country as a city girl can be

she’s got a Texas drawl when she parlez vous francais’s

she’s gonna teach her friends how to honky tonk ballet

she wants to hear a little more of that steel guitar

when she’s out at the symphony

she’s as country as a city girl can be

she was raised uptown where the smog and the asphalt grow

she heard of the South but she never seen an old dirt road

then I turned her onto Haggard, Andy Griffith, and black eyed pea’s

she’s as country as a city girl can be

she’s as country as a city girl can be