C
F
Did you hear what happened last Saturday night
G7
C
While dancing and drinking we all got half tight
F
This sweet thing named Sharmon was a dancing with me
C
G7
C
When up stepped her boy friend and he hollered at me
F
Please don’t squeeze my Sharmon don’t hold her so tight
G7
C
You’d best heed my warning it’s my last one tonight
F
She’s soft and she’s gentle and sweet as can be
C
G7
C
And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me
F
Along about midnight I was feeling no pain
G7
C
And me and Miss Sharmon were dancing again
F
Then Hank and big Harlan got into a fight
C
G7
C
And I heard someone holler as out went the lights
F
Please don’t squeeze my Sharmon don’t hold her so tight
G7
C
You’d best heed my warning it’s my last one tonight
F
She’s soft and she’s gentle and sweet as can be
C
G7
C
And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me
F
C
G7
C
And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me
G7
C
F
