C
F
C
Here we are in court today Rose just took the stand
D7
G7
She’s divorcing me for reasons I still don’t understand
F
C
That dress is showing more of her than I’ve seen in years
G7
C
And the story that she’s telling’s even got the judge in tears
F
C
She accusing me of hanging out with girls of ill-repute
D7
G7
Adultery abandonment even alcohol abuse
F
C
I just heard my mother shout your honor throw the book
G7
C
And even my attorney just gave me a dirty look
F
C
Everything’s coming up Rose’s
G7
C
The house the car the kids and all the cash
F
C
Everything’s coming up Rose’s
G7
C
I’ll be lucky if I keep the shirt that’s on my back
F
C
My head is buried in my hands the courtroom is adjourned
D7
G7
She got all I ever made and all I’ll ever earn
F
C
If I had a handkerchief I’d break right down and cry
G7
C
Why even Johnny Carson got a better deal than mine
F
C
Everything’s coming up Rose’s
G7
C
The house the car the kids and all the cash
F
C
Everything’s coming up Rose’s
G7
C
I’ll be lucky if I keep the shirt that’s on my back
F
C
Everything’s coming up Rose’s
G7
C
I’ll be lucky if I keep the shirt that’s on my back
F
C
D7
G7
