G
Bm
When grandfahter dies
C
D
Life will strange
G
Bm
When grandfather dies
C
D
my whole world will change
G
Bm
when granderfather dies
C
D
I’ll scream and I’ll yell
C
D
G
cause I’ll be fucking rich as hell
Bm
C
So grandfather die
G
don’t keep me in suspense
Bm
C
oh, grandfather cough
G
up that inheritance
Bm
C
oh grandfather don’t
G
hold on another day
Bm
C
Am
I love you to death
D
but I’ve got bills to pay
G
Bm
A stroke would be nice
C
D
disease would be cool
G
Bm
I’ll scatter his ashes
C
D
In my new swimmingpool
G
Bm
I’ll party with Hef
C
D
I’ll dine with the Queen
C
D
Now what say we unplug
G
that machine.
Bm
C
So grandfather die
G
before the Fiscal Year
Bm
C
oh grandfather I
G
Wish Kervorkian were here
Bm
C
oh grandfather fly
G
just take your final vow
Bm
C
Am
oh grandfather die
G
the family hates you anyhow
D
Am
For God’s sake,
Bm
C
D
you must be as old as the sun
Am
Bm
C
D
you’re social security number is one
Am
Bm
C
You’re deaf, dumb, and blind
D
and an amputee
Am
Bm
you donate your blood
C
D
every time that you pee
Am
Bm
your arthritis acts up
C
D
whenever it rains
Am
Bm
your so old, your penis
C
D
has vericose veins
Am
Bm
oh why don’t do die grandpa
C
D
why must you fight
Am
Bm
you old motherfucker
C
D
just walk towards the goddamn light
G
Bm
C
D
oohh walk toward the light old man
G
Bm
It’s all over now
C
D
my granddad is dead
G
Bm
A mysterious blow
C
D
to his wrinkled old head
G
Bm
Before I collect, a small oversight
C
D
But everthing should work out all right
C
D
I’ll start working on my grandma
G
tonight.
Am
G
Bm
C
D
