C
Old Man Johnson got his head in his hand
Am
With his hair all down in his eyes
C
And the microphone all covered with flies.
Am
And he picks up a magazine turns on the TV
C
Lights a cigar as he’s fallin’ asleep.
F
C
Am
Well he’s only a person…who doesn’t know shit.
F
C
Am
Yeah nothing happenin’…that’s about it.
C
Yeah……
C
Well, little Rosanna came from Texarkana
Am
Came into town not lookin’ for much
C
Well she found a hound dog and she named him “Dutch.”
Am
So one night she stopped givin’ out change
C
She kicked the boss in the chin and unplugged the games.
F
C
Am
She’s only a person…who doesn’t know shit.
F
C
Am
Nothin’ happenin’…That’s about it.
C
Ooh, ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C
Sam got canned at the cannery
Am
His knuckle was bleeding as he walked home,
C
He was cold and he had a headache.
Am
And he set it on fire in the kitchen sink
C
As his wife handed him a drink.
F
C
Am
He was only a person…who didn’t know shit.
F
C
Am
Nothin’ happenin’…that’s about it.
C
Uh, yeah, oh. Wooh, ooh, ooh, ooh…
C
Smiley was lookin’ for handouts
Am
Down at the mini-mall shakin’ his hat
C
Washin’ windows with his bare hand.
Am
He took a joyride drove into a hedge
C
Came out with the steering wheel wrapped around his head.
F
C
Am
Well he’s only a person…who doesn’t know shit.
F
C
Am(
Nothin’ happenin’…that’s about it.
C
Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah.
C
Well Jane was born in a small town
Am
They had bingo games and a raffle,
C
everybody chewin’ tobacco.
Am
And she got a job at the truck stop
C
And she got all fast and never did what she wanted
F
C
Am
And she’s only a person…who doesn’t know shit.
F
C
Am
Nothing happenin’…that’s about it.
C
Yeah, yeah, yo…
Am
C
F
