I Like Beer

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned

The fact that I like to drink beer

But this little song is more to the point

so roll out the barrel and lend me your ear

I like beer It makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer It helps me unwind and sometime it makes me feel mellow

Whiskeys too rough

Champaign cost too much

vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain

as a matter of fact I like beer

My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town

I’m wearing a suit and a tie

She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth

When I yell when the waiter walks by

I like beer It makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer It helps me unwind and sometime it makes me feel mellow

Whiskeys too rough

Champaign cost too much

vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain

as a matter of fact I like beer

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene

and I went to a place so sublime

the water was clear and it tasted like beer

then they turned it all into wine (ahhhh)

I like beer It makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer It helps me unwind and sometime it makes me feel mellow

Whiskeys too rough

Champaign cost too much

vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain

as a matter of fact I like beer