I Like Chinese

I like Chinese,

I like Chinese,

They only come up to your knees,

Yet they’re always friendly, and

they’re ready to please.

I like Chinese,

I like Chinese,

There’s nine hundred million of

You’d better learn to like them,

that’s what I say.

I like Chinese,

I like Chinese,

They come from a long way overseas,

But they’re cute and they’re

cuddly, and they’re ready to please.

I like Chinese food,

The waiters never are rude,

Think of the many things they’ve

There’s Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.

So I like Chinese,

I like Chinese,

I like their tiny little trees,

Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,

The wisdom that Confucious taught

If Darwin is anything to shout about,

The Cinese will survive us all

without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They only come up to your knees,

Yet they are wise and they’re witty

and are ready to please.

I like Chinese

I like Chinese

Their food if guaranteed to please,

A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees.

I like Chinese,

I like Chinese,

I like their tiny little trees,

Their Zen, their ping-pong,

their yin and yang-ese.

I like Chinese,

I like Chinese …