C
D7
My friend he fixed me up with a girl he said he knew
G7
C
He guaranteed we’d get along just fine
D7
And when I went to pick her up I found out what he meant
G7
F
C
He knows that strange and weird things are a hobby of mine
D7
I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight
G7
C
Or any other place I’ve ever been
D7
I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight
G7
C
Not even if she had a chance to win
D7
Curiosity they say killed the cat
G7
C
And I’ve been the curious sort all of my life
D7
I hung around convinced she couldn’t really look that bad
G7
F
C
She got me drunk and when I woke up I had a wife
D7
I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight
G7
C
Or any other place I’ve ever been
D7
I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight
G7
C
Not even if she had a chance to win
D7
Well now the years have passed and our daughter’s in her teens
G7
C
Her boy friend comes and hangs around the place
D7
He never takes her anywhere I don’t dare ask him why
G7
F
C
Cause she’s the spitting image of her momma in the face
D7
I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight
G7
C
Or any other place I’ve ever been
D7
I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight
G7
C
Not even if she had a chance to win
D7
C
F
G7
