If I Had Someone To Cheat On

I’m not here just drinking someone’s memory away

But I wish I had someone I could leave so I could stay

I’m not the kind who runs around and cheats on his wife

Cause if I had someone to cheat on I’d go home tonight

I don’t like this honky tonking drinkin’ all the time

But I wish I had someone I was drinkin’ off my mind

If I had someone to do wrong I’d only do her right

Cause if I had someone to cheat on I’d go home tonight

There’s no one at home waiting for me

No one to hold when I turn out the lights

Once I knew a man who cheated and threw away his life

Now if I had someone to cheat on I’d go home tonight

If I had someone to cheat on I’d go home tonight