If It Aint On The Menu

When a dog gets hungry he needs a bone

And when a man needs loving he starts to roam

I’m starving for your loving and I don’t want a bone

So if you treat me like a dog I’ll run away from home

I want everything fresh even brand new life

If you can’t treat me right then it ain’t no treat

If the grub ain’t no good there ain’t no use to eat

Don’t won’t a tough old hen in place of a dove

Don’t want boarding house kisses I don’t want to fight

Don’t bother to kiss me if you can’t kiss me right

And if ain’t on the menu there’s another cafe

I want everything fresh from your sweet sweet lips

If the service ain’t no good I don’t leave no tip

If you’re cooking some soup you’ll know I want a spoon

If you ain’t got what I want then another gal may

If ain’t on the menu there’s another cafe