Ill Start Believing In You

Tell me how the cow jumped over the moon

How the little lady lived in a shoe

How Jack on the beanstalk climbed to the sky

Then I´ll start believing in you

Tell me how Jack Horner got a plumb from his thumb

And how Humpty Dumpty fell

I´m a lot more able to believe in a fable

Than all the other stories you tell

You said your diamond ring was just an innocent little thing

That you got it at a Stanley party

Stanley must be quite a guy and his parties sure run high

The price tag read one thousand and forty

Tell me Cinderella did you get your fella

Just by losing your shoe

When I´ve got the time to believe in nursery rhymes

Then I´ll start believing in you

There are stories galore in fairy tale lore

Like the farmer who lived in the dell

There´s the owl and pussy cat know the one about Jack Sprat

That I´m much rather hear you tell

There´s the turtle and the hare the preacher and the bear

And the one about the little boy blue

I can do no worse than nursery rhyme verse

Then I´ll start believing in you

You tipsied in the other day said you´d been to the PTA

Had your swimsuit and an olive you were eating

Now they don´t wear bikinis or hand out martinis

Down at the school house meetings

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie

Just any old fairy tale will do

When I believe there´s truth in old mother goose

Then I´ll start believing in you

When I believe there´s truth in old mother goose

Then I´ll start believing in you