C
Em
It’s a hard dick, nothing but a hard dick,
F
please you when you get laid,
C
G
please you when you’re alone.
C
Em
It’s a guy’s game, nothing but a nice game,
F
standing in the sperm rain
C
G
like a king with a crown.
C
Em
It’s a hard dick, nothing but a hard dick,
F
love it till your arm breaks,
C
G
then it falls down.
F
G
It is right to masturbate,
F
Am
G
F
C
G
even if you can get laid. No wrong.
F
G
It is nice to stroke it fast,
F
Am
G
F
C
G
it is wise to make itlast long.
C
Em
It’s a hard dick, nothing but a hard dick,
F
please you when you get laid,
C
G
please you when you’re alone.
C
Em
It’s a hard dick, nothing but a hard dick,
F
love it till your arm breaks,
C
G
then it falls down.
F
G
It is right to masturbate,
F
Am
G
F
C
G
even if you can get laid. No wrong.
F
G
It is nice to stroke it fast,
F
Am
G
F
C
G
it is wise to make itlast long.
C
Em
It’s a hard dick, nothing but a hard dick,
F
Its best friends are two nuts,
C
G
and its neighbor is an asshole.
C
Em
F
It’s a cool game, standing in the sperm rain.
C
G
I feel this porno sound.
C
It’s a hard dick.
Em
F
Love it till your arm breaks,
C
G
then it falls down.
F
G
Am
C
Em
