Kids Say The Darnedest Things

Kids say the darnedest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

Last night dressed up in high heel shoes

And wearing my old hat

My four year old said I wanna divorce

Now where did she hear that

Last night as I watched TV

One rushed through the door

Mommy daddy’s telling someone on the phone

Don’t you call me here no more

Kids say the darnedest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

Bet my daddy can whip your daddy

But daddy’s never home

And I think mommy’s worried bout him

Cause she cried all night long

Kids say the darnedest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

You never know what they learn at school

Or what they’re thinking of

My first grader just said a four letter word

And it sure wasn’t love

Kids say the darnedest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing