C
D
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yea
C
D
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Mr. Fred Blasy, and the breakfast mess,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Let’s play Twister, let’s play Risk,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
I’ll see you heaven if you make the list,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Am
G
Now Andy did you hear about this one,
Am
G
tell me are you locked in the punch
Am
G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis,
C
D
hey baby, are we loosin’ touch
G
Am
C
Bm
G
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Am
D
man on the moon
G
Am
C
Bm
Am
If you believe there’s nothing up their sleeve
C
D
Moses went walking with a staff of wood,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Newton got beaned by the apple good,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Am
G
Now Andy did you hear about this one,
Am
G
tell me are you locked in the punch
Am
G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis,
C
D
hey baby, are we havin’ fun
G
Am
C
Bm
G
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Am
D
man on the moon
G
Am
C
Bm
Am
If you believe there’s nothing up their sleeve
Em
D
Em
D
Em
D
Em
D
C
D
Here’s a little agit for the never believer,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Here’s a little ghost for the offering,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Here’s a truck stop instead of St. Peter’s,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C
D
Mr. Andy Kaufman’s gone wrestling,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Am
G
Now Andy did you hear about this one,
Am
G
tell me are you locked in the punch
Am
G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis,
C
D
hey baby, are we loosin’ touch
G
Am
C
Bm
G
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Am
D
man on the moon
G
Am
C
Bm
Am
If you believe there’s nothing up their sleeve
Bm
G
D
C
Am
Em
