Em
D
C
G
Em
If you weren’t born with it
D
You can buy a couple ornaments
C
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
G
‘Cause pretty soon you’ll be bored of it, ha-ha
Em
D
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
C
You can always call up a professional
G
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Em
Kids forever, kids forever
D
Baby soft skin turns into leather
C
Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic
G
No one will love you if you’re unattractive
Em
D
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
C
Does a new face come with a warranty?
G
Will a pretty face make it better?
Em
Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me
D
How did you afford her surgery?
C
Do you swear you’ll stay forever?
G
Em
Even if her face don’t stay together
D
Even if her face don’t stay together
C
G
Em
If you want a little more confidence
D
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it’s common sense
C
All you need’s a couple more condiments
G
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments. Ha-ha!
Em
It’s such a waste
D
When little girls grow into their mother’s face
C
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
G
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
Em
Kids forever, kids forever
D
Baby soft skin turns into leather
C
Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic
G
No one will love you if you’re unattractive
Em
D
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
C
Does a new face come with a warranty?
G
Will a pretty face make it better?
Em
Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me
D
How did you afford her surgery?
C
Do you swear you’ll stay forever?
G
Even if her face don’t stay together
Em
Stay forever, stay forever
D
Even if her face don’t stay together
C
Stay forever, stay forever
G
Even if her face don’t stay together
Em
D
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
C
Does a new face come with a warranty?
G
Will a pretty face make it better?
Em
Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me
D
How did you afford her surgery?
C
Do you swear you’ll stay forever?
Em
Stay forever, stay forever
D
Even if her face don’t stay together
C
Stay forever, stay forever
G
Em
Even if her face don’t stay togetherStay forever, stay forever
D
Even if her face don’t stay together
C
Stay forever, stay forever
G
Even if her face don’t stay together
Em
D
C
G
C
Em
D
G
