A
I want to tell you
E
I might as well do
E7
A
about a girl I met back in May;
A
Her name is Rita
E
and you should see her
E7
A
when she goes ooh wakka doo wakka day.
A
She’s got a brother
E
like any other
E7
A
who got his nose caught inside a gate;
A
and when they freed him
E
it so relieved him
E7
A
he just went ooh wakka doo wakka day.
C~m
You wouldn’t think to look at me
F~m
that I was strong
Bm
but underneath it all
E
I really am;
A
and just to prove it why
F~m
only the other day
G
B
C~m
D
E
i picked a needle up with one hand
A
Now up in Bradford,
E
a chap named Radford
E7
A
while taking part in a local play –
A
was intercepted
E
and then suspected
E7
A
of going ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay.
A
Dm
Who’s that lady I saw you with ?
G
C
It was not your wife
A
Dm
it looked to me suspiciously.
F
E
Like someone I have never seen before in my life.
C~m
It’s not surprising
F~m
when you come to think of it
Bm
just what it is
E
that makes people swear.
A
you only have to sing
F~m
about bleepin’ thing
G
and there’ll be bleeping
B
C~m
Bm
E
ev’ry bleeping where.
A
Now if you love me
E
you’re not above me
E7
A
if you don’t well what can I say;
A
except we’ll see when
E
you come to tea then
E7
you can go ooh wakka doo wakka
Dm
ooh wakka doo wakka
Bm
E
F
A
ooh wakka doo-wakka day.
A
F
C
F~m
B
C~m
E7
Dm
D
Bm
E
G
