C
G~B
A5
G
And the sign said “Long-haired freaky people need not apply”
D
A
G
A
So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why
Bm
G
He said “You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you’ll do”
D
A
G
A
So I took off my hat and said “Imagine that! Huh, me workin’ for you!”
D
C
G
Whoa, signs, signs everywhere a sign
D
C
G
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
D
A
C
D
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
C
G~B
A5
G
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot out on sight
D
A
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house
G
A
“Hey, what gives you the right?
Bm
G
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in,
D
A
G
A
If God was here he’d tell you to your face, “Man you’re some kind of sinner!”
D
C
G
Whoa, signs, signs everywhere a sign
D
C
G
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
D
A
C
D
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
A
Now hey there mister can’t you read?
G
D
You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
A
You can’t watch, no you can’t eat
G
D
You ain’t supposed to be here……..
C
G
D
G
Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside…Uhhh!
C
G~B
A5
G
And the sign said “Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray”
D
A
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all,
G
A
I didn’t have a penny to pay
Bm
G
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign
D
A
G
A
It said “Thank you Lord for thinkin’ about me, I’m alive and doin’ fine!”
D
C
G
Whoa, signs, signs everywhere a sign
D
C
G
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
D
A
C
D
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
D
C
G
Whoa, signs, signs everywhere a sign
D
C
G
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
D
A
C
D
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
D
Bm
C
G~B
A5
G
A
