C
So you think you’ve got troubles
G7
The more you try the worse you get
C
F
So you think the world don’t like you
C
G7
C
Well brother you ain’t heard nothing yet
F
My wife went off with another man
C
And I strained a muscle of my fishing hand
G7
C
My income tax is due
F
And I think my left leg is a-goin’ lame
C
My brother asked if I’d change my name
G7
C
And that’s what I think I’ll do
F
Drink nothing stronger than a coke
C
I’m not even supposed to hear dirty jokes
G7
C
For I’d laugh and strain my heart
F
From the African mumps to a dishpan hand
C
I lost every race that I ever ran
G7
C
I didn’t even get a start
C
So you think you’ve got troubles
G7
The more you try the worse you get
C
F
So you think the world don’t like you
C
G7
C
Well brother you ain’t heard nothing yet
F
They say that I oughta make the best of this
C
Well maybe I am a pessimist
G7
C
That’s something that I wouldn’t know
F
I’m a-milking the wrong end of this old cow
C
There’s too many wrinkles in this boy’s brow
G7
C
That stuff has got to go
C
So you think you’ve got troubles
G7
The more you try the worse you get
C
F
So you think the world don’t like you
C
G7
C
Well brother you ain’t heard nothing yet
G7
C
And drive myself to drink