C
G
Am
If I could be a superhero
F
G
C
I would be awesome man
C
G
Am
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
F
G
C
According to my awesome plan
F
G
C
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
F
G
C
Hurting other people and making them cry
F
G
C
G
Am
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
F
G
C
‘Cause I would be awesome man
C
Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
C
And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
C
But we know what to do, kids
C
We just say No!
C
G
Am
If I could be a superhero
F
G
C
I would be Drug-Free boy
C
G
Am
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
F
G
C
And all of the lives they destroy
F
G
Well I would take all the junkies
C
Who’re getting so high
F
G
With their needles and bongs
C
And their sticks made of thai
F
G
C
G
Am
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
F
G
C
Because then I would be drug-free boy
C
G
Am
If I could be a superhero
F
G
C
I’d be Immigration dude
C
G
Am
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
F
G
C
For eating up all of our food
F
G
C
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
F
G
C
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
F
G
C
B
Am
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
F
G
C
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude
C
Kids, You can make up
C
If you could, Who would it be?
C
G
Am
If you could be a superhero
F
G
C
Would you be justice guy?
C
G
Am
Making sure people get what they deserve
F
G
C
Especially women who lie
F
G
Like if a wife left her husband
C
With three kids and no job
F
G
To run off to F’in Hawaii
C
With some doctor named Bob
F
G
You can skin them and drain them
C
G
Am
of blood so they die
Am
Especially bob
F
G
C
Then you would be justice guy
F
G
Or you could be more subtle
C
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
F
G
Give her the mad cow disease
C
Let him die of the plague
F
G
C
G
Am
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Am
Especially Bob
F
G
C
Then You would be Justice Guy
F
G
F
G
C
Yes then you would be a superhero like me
Am
G
F
G
C
G
Am
F
C
B
