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How do you do? I See you’ve met my
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G
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Faithful handy – man
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G~
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He’s just a little brought down, because when you knocked
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G
G~
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He thought you were the candyman
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G~
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Don’t get strung out, by the way I look
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Don’t judge a book by its cov er
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I’m not much of a man by the light of day
G~
A
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But, by night I’m one hell of a lover
B7
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E
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I’m just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania ah ha
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Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
G~
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You look like you’re both . .. pretty groovy
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Or if you want something visual . .. that’s not too abysmal
G~
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We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
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I’m glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone?
G~
A
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We’re both in a bit of a hurry – Right!!
D~
E
F~
G
We’ll just stay where we are, then to back to the car
G~
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We don’t want to be any worry
D~
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Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how ’bout that?
G~
A
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Well, babies, don’t you panic
D~
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By the light of the night, it’ll all seem alright
G~
A
D~
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I’ll get you a Satanic mec hanic!
B7
A
E
D~
E
I’m just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania ah ha
D~
E
F~
G
Why don’t you stay for the night? (Night!) or maybe, a bite? (Bite!)
G~
A
D~
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I could show you my favorite .. . obsession
D~
E
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I’ve been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
G~
A
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and he’s good for relieving my .. . “tension”
B7
A
E
D~
E
I’m just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania ah ha
B7
A
E
D~
E
I’m just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania ah ha
E
G
So – come up to the lab, and see what’s on the slab
E
I see you shiver with antici.. . pation
E
G
But, maybe the rain, isn’t really to blame
A
E
So, I’ll remove the cause, (mmhaha) but not the symptom!
G~
D~
B7
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