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I came down to the breakfast table,
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felt like I could cry
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I tried so hard but wasn’t able
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to look you in the eye
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For I am feeling so much shame,
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yes I have brought disgrace
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Can tell I’ve soiled my good name
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by the look upon your face
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Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
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No use denyin’ it, well I was really crankin’ it
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Well it’s not my fault, and it wouldn’t be so bad
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If you could just forgive me
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and talk to me, dad
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Talk to me dad
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No I didn’t hear ya enter,
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no I didn’t hear the door
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With my hand upon my member
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and my pants upon the floor
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Now burnt into your brain
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is an image you despise
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like blood and guts and starvin’ kids
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and Stevie Wonder’s eyes
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Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
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No use denyin’ it, I was really crankin’ it
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Well dry your eyes and don’t be so sad
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But I wouldn’t use those tissues,
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they’ve already been had
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Talk to me dad
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Yeah, the look upon your face
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made my swollen gland diminish
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So I said, “Could ya close the door?
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I really wanna finish”
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Now daddy I’m ashamed
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and I’d completely understand
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If you never wanna hug again
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or even shake my hand
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Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
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No use denyin’ it, well I was really crankin’ it
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Well please calm down and don’t get mad
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Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad
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It’s not that bad
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It’s not that bad
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Talk to me dad
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When I was only seventeen,
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you told me it was dirty, so
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It must be really creepy
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when your kid is pushin’ thirty
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But you cannot tell me dad
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that you have never had a whack
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At the thing that hangs below your belt
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and bumps into your sack
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Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
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No use denyin’ it, I was really crankin’ it
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Well dry your eyes and don’t be so sad
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But I wouldn’t use those tissues they’ve already been-
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Just because it was your bed, it’s not that-
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Now daddy daddy please forgive me
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and talk to me dad
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Talk to me dad
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