Tell Ole I Aint Here He Better Get On Home

Well I was playing the pinball praying for a ten ball

A cussing that ole machine

With a couple of girls a hanging on my back

Hey Moe it’s your old lady and she’s mad

She let her fingers do the walking till she’s found out where you’re at

And she said tell ole I ain’t here he better get on home

Or else he’s gonna find me and the baby gone

If I have to come down after him he’s gonna wish he’d come to the phone

So tell ole I ain’t here he better get on home

Well the good Lord knows I love her but she don’t understand

Just how much I love this ole honky tonk atmosphere

It scares the hell right out of her man

And I holler out loud if that’s for me Joe tell her I ain’t here

And she said tell ole I ain’t here he better get on home

Or else he’s gonna find me and the baby gone

If I have to come down after him he’s gonna wish he’d come to the phone

So tell ole I ain’t here he better get on home

Tell ole I ain’t here he better get on home