That Was a Big Fat Lie

I kind of believed you when you said your nights were lone –     ly

Until the day that I   came b     y;

But when you whispered that I was your one and     on –    ly,

That was a big fat lie.

I should have been wiser than I was, and seen right throug    h you,

But the moon got in    my e     ye;

That stuff about I never lived until    I k    new     you,

That was a big fat lie.

You must have started to fib when you were wearing a bib

And such a hab – it’s     hard     to br     eak;

A little lie is okay, but when you lie night and day,

That’s more than even I can take.

You told me we oughta marry, and I let   you     sway     me,

Kissed my happy days good – bye;

And when you told that man you’d honor and   o –     be   y me,

That, baby, was a big   fat lie.

An over exagger    ation     of a       super pre – var – i – ca – tion —

Just a big     fat lie.