The Chimney Song

There’s something stuck up in the chimney

And I don’t know what it is

But it’s been there all night long

Well I waited up for Santa all Christmas night

But he never came and it don’t seem right

And there’s something in the chimney

And it doesn’t make a sound

But I wish you a merry Christmas

There’s something stuck up in the chimney

And I don’t know what it is

But it’s been there all week long

Well the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue

And we don’t know what we’re gonna do

Cos there’s something in the chimney

And it doesn’t move around

And it’s been a week since Christmas

There’s something stuck up in the chimney

And I don’t know what it is

But it’s been there all month long

Well it’s jammed up tight above the fireplace

Now the house smells funny such a big disgrace

That there’s something in the chimney

And it doesn’t talk at all

And it’s been there since last Christmas

There’s something stuck up in the chimney

And I don’t know what it is

But it’s been there all year long

I’ll be waiting up for Santa like I did last year

But my brother says he’s already here

And he’s stuck up in the chimney and he doesn’t say a word

And he’ll be there every Christmas

And we’ll have him every Christmas