The Gal Who Invented Kissing

I love a gal who invented kissing I don’t recall her name

But I do believe that gal should sit high up in the hall of fame

Until she came along just think what we were missing

That’s why today I’m shouting hooray for the gal who invented kissing

She thought the fellows how to smooth instead of holding hands

And she showed them how to steel a kiss like they do in foreign lands

Until she came along just think what they were missing

Loved was very nice but as cold as ice to that gal who invented kissing

She showed the girls how pucker up and roll their pretty eyes

And she showed them how to kiss hello and how to kiss goodbye

Until she came along just think what they were missing

They could only cook or read a book till that gal who invented kissing

Mr. Edison he invented the lights  Mr. Bell the telephone

And Columbus found America their names are all well known

But till she came along this world had something missing

And I’m telling you there was nothing to do till that gal invented kissing

She patented the kiss of fire and how to kiss goodnight

On every kind of hug and kiss she holds a copyright

But if I had my wish the only thing I’m wishing

Is to make a date and stay out late with the gal who invented kissing