The House Hunting Song

So Finn and Jake set out to find a new home,

But is gonna be tough for a kid and a dog on their own.

There’s a little house, aww Finn’s sticking his foot in.

Well that’s a bad idea dude, cos now that bird thinks you’re a jerk Finn.

Now they’re chilling on the side of a hill,

Thinking living in a cloud would be totally thrilling,

unless they find something inside,

Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.

A beehive oh no! Don’t put your foot in there guy.

Y’all tried that before and you know it didn’t turn our right.

A Big Shell, go inside. Look around it seems alright.

A Frog jumps out, Barfs a tiger, throwing down potions for food and fire.

You know you should have stayed and fought that sexy vampire lady,

but Jake was feeling terrified and was super scared of her vampire bite.

Which is understandable cos vampires are really powerful.

They’re unreasonable and burnt out on dealing with mortals.

Oh Marceline why are you so mean?

I’m not mean, I’m 1000yrs old and I just lost track of my moral code.

Oh Marceline, can’t you see these guys are in pain?

No I can’t, I’m invested in this really cute video game.

There go our boys walkin on the icy ground,

Headin towards thier destiny. I’m sure they’ll figure something out.